King Kong’s Little Nose

Once upon a time in the cold north, while a big fat polar bear was fishing for fish in a carved hole in the ice, a big stupid monkey just happen to come by (don’t know what he was doing there..). The monkey noticed that the bear had a big amount of fish that he had fished up from the hole. He realized that some food wouldn’t hurt his stomach now since he was pretty hungry.

So the stupid monkey walked to the bear and asked: “Hello, I noticed that you have a big stack of fish there mate, and I was wondering if I could get a fish or two? I’m very hungry”. But the bear said no and had a very angry face. He didn’t like to get interrupted. The monkey walked back with a sad expression on his face…

But then, after some crying he went back to the bear again and asked: “Hello again, I was thinking, if I gave you these bananapeels you think you could give me a fish or two? (You could clearly see that the bear was not interested in that piece of crap) and therefore he said no once again and was getting even more angry. That monkey was really starting to be annoying he thought..

The monkey was very very hungry now and since he didn’t get any fish from the mean bear he simply started to cry in a desperately attempt to get some food. The crying started to have some effect on the bear; Because of the crying the bear wasn’t able to focus enough and failed several times to catch the fish. Now the bear was really really pissed! “That fucking monkey is so annoying” he thought…

After some thinking the bear almost gave up and was about to give the crying monkey some fish to shut up. But then he got this great idea on how to keep the monkey quiet!.

“You there! Stop crying” the bear said. “oh! Will you finally give me food?” the monkey quickly replied. “No… But I will teach you how to catch some!. The monkey thought it was better then nothing and decided to give it a go.

“Ok, first you need to dig a hole through the ice so you can at least touch the fish” the bear said to the monkey. After 15min. The hole was there.
“Then you need to put your nose down in the hole as bait” the bear ordered. -“but why can’t I use my hand instead?”-“Because the fish is more attracted to your nose than your dirty hand! Stop asking question and do as told, you want your fish or not?!” And after some moaning the monkey did as told, he took his nose down the hole into the cold water. …But already after 10min. He complained again:
“The water is so cold! My nose will freeze!”. “Of course its cold, but its worth it when you catch the fish, all you need to do now is to wait for a fish to bite on your “bait” and pull it up as fast as you can”.
(The bear clearly knew that the monkey would keep quiet for a while now since he knew that fishing with his nose wouldn’t work. But the monkey was desperate and the bear took advantage of this)

After this “lesson” the bear left the monkey alone so he could get back to his own hole to fish some fish… Now he could fish once again without getting interrupted. -Two hours later the bear had fished enough fish for one week, while the monkey haven’t got a thing though he was still trying. The bear just laughed at him every time he peeked at him.
The monkey could barely feel his nose at this point, so anything that would touch it would feel like a fish biting. The bear was thinking about this and was thinking to have some fun. He jumped through his own fishing hole and swam under the ice to trick him. First he swam to the monkey, then he carefully snapped the monkey’s nose with his paw; -The monkey reacted with the speed of light and pulled up his nose as fast as he could with a furious power! He really wanted to get some fish now!
…But the one thing he didn’t know was that the icehole had shrinked around his nose and frozen it. This led to something terrible for the monkey. Because when he pulled his nose up so fast as he did, he accidentally ripped of a big part of his nose… And that’s the reason King Kong got a little nose!!!